hi i'm aymee and i live in florida.

luaren:

every girl in the universe regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male
pajameys:

I googled cramps on side of foot and google suggested I cut off my toe

lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

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OTP - Augustus & Hazel; “Oh, I wouldn’t mind, Hazel Grace. It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.” - Augustus
releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

oh my god
"How beautiful to find a heart that loves you, without asking you for anything, but to be okay."
Gibran Khalil (via acidmindfuck)

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jonascockatoos:

x
modorrelin:

someone posted this on facebook and i can’t believe i’m still laughing i’m sooo ashamed