- my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
- me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy









